daasick.blogg.se - And We All Fall Down by Ben Shapiro

You already know he’s gonna go to Frothy and brag about how much he loves ~Nashville~, so imagine his surprise when he finds out the entire operation is a front-thanks to you ! This one’s really gonna get under his skin.

Start a cocaine ring between the Frothy Monkey locations.

God knows his voice is high enough as it is. Just make sure there aren’t any dogs around when you do this one. It can even be a festive balloon! Like one of the little foil ghosty guys.

Buy a balloon and make him suck in the helium.

Create an elaborate fake persona and prowl dating apps and social media until you find his secret profile and begin a lengthy courtship with him, ultimately culminating in the two of you making plans to go to a haunted house (spooky!), then send your gay friend in your place.

Sorkin did not make that easy for him! Also, I guess you could just wear a scarf while doing this to make it fall-ish. I doubt he has all that dialogue memorized right off the bat, so he’ll have to take a good amount of time off to get his lines down.

Take Tomi Lahren hostage and refuse to release her until he re-enacts the opening scene of The Social Network playing both the roles of Mark and Erica and posts it on all his socials.

And maybe he’s eating apple pie? That sounds like fall to us! So the game plan is going to be finding him when he’s actively eating so that you can ask him a question and he has to talk slowly.

Obviously, we don’t want you to sit through a meal with him. Talk to him while he has food in his mouth.Give him the Zoom link to US Elections but make him think he’s a guest speaker.And if not, you’re still playing “WAP” for the general public, which is a win in our books! For bonus fall points, you can do this one in a family friendly pumpkin patch! Hopefully at some point in your day you’ll cross into his line of earshot so he’ll be forced to think about wet ass p-words and buckets and mops. Carry around a speaker Say Anything-style blasting “WAP” at all times.We’re gonna give you our favorite ways to get your fall vibes back while also dismantling every bit of happiness that man could possibly have in this city.

Luckily for you (and us!) The Slant isn’t going to let you suffer alone. Until you remember that twerpy-man-child-with-the-doctor-wife Ben Shapiro announced he’s moving to Nashville and bringing his whole Daily Wire crew with him.

Maybe you take a picture and upload it to your Instagram story. You’re walking through campus, admiring the gorgeous fall leaves.